Thursday, January 31, 2008

Bret Michaels' thorn is his own lips...


I won't deny it. I've recently been watching Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels. For those of you who don't know (people that don't watch VH1 and aren't lame), Rock of Love is a show about the old school band Poison's front-man, Bret Michaels. It's one of those shows where a bunch of trashy women try to "win his heart" as he slowly eliminates them one by one. Sad, really. And so trashy. Aaaaanyway, the show inspired me to listen to some old Poison records that me and Dan have. I pulled out the sleeve last night and noticed that in all the pictures, Bret has his lips pursed in an extremely awkward and non-natural way. I decided to google image search him to see if it was like that in all his pictures. And this, my friends, was my favorite. Seriously, check out those lips. How forced is that? And there's always a little tiny hole in the middle of them. Dan says it's so he can breathe through his photo shoots but still keep his face posed. I married a smart man. I was itching to share the picture so much that I let you all in on the fact that I watch the show. It's kind of hard to avoid it when they show re-plays literally six times before a new episode comes on.

Yesterday was a LONG day. I was stranded in our two bedroom apartment with nothing to do. I could have gone out somewhere and felt like a non-recluse...but my car wasn't accessible through the arctic winds. I felt blobbish like whoa, but at least I managed to pull myself together to put a good supper on the table. Hm. Yesterday's boredom and inactivity could have a 'lil something to do with why I ended up watching Rock of Love 2. Probably. Yeah, let's say that's the reason. Thanksfully Dan made it to and from work with no problems. He saw about four flipped cars on his drive into Zeeland but luckily, he's like an ice driving Master. (Yes...with a capital "m") Me? Not so much. It took me about twenty minutes to get to work this morning when it really should only take me ten. Hey, in my defense, I was driving on a solid sheet of ice the whole way here.

We're having pork chops for supper tonight. I don't know if I'll like them. I guess we'll find out, won't we? I'm reluctant to make them because I happened to marry a picky eater, but hey, if we bought them, they won't go to waste. Speaking of not going to waste, we also bought a 1 lb. bag of twizzlers.

Yesterday, I found the music video of the song Forever by Jesse and the Rippers on YouTube. It was pretty amazing. I remember being in elementary school and seeing the episode of Full House when they first played it...and thinking it was the coolest thing ever. I think I actually wondered if there was a way to get a copy of the song. Oh, Heidi. So young. I told Dan I'd make him watch it tonight. He 'fessed up and told me he'd never seen it. Boy is he in for a treat.

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